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    October 24

    I am.

    I am. I am happy!!


    September 14

    Ay, ay, ay...

    ¡Qué revolú es todo! Me siento como si me hubieran dado a agarrar una soga y me la amarrasen a mis manos. Todo está llendo tano, pero tan raro que de verdad hay veces que ni entiendo lo que está ocurriendo.
     
    Espero que todo esto se resuelva... ¡y pronto!
    August 27

    Arreglando...

    Necesito un arreglo. Tengo que reacomodar bastantes cosas en mí, en mi mente, en mi vida. Esto tomará un tiempo; vamos a ver cómo salen las cosas. Espero lograrlo arreglar las cosas bien.
     
    No puedo vivir sin tí.
    August 24

    TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey


    TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
    Name:Raúl
    Birthday:June 16th, 1986
    Birthplace:Humacao, Puerto Rico
    Current Location:Humacao, Puerto Rico
    Eye Color:Dark brown ("black")
    Hair Color:Black
    Height:6'2"
    Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
    Your Heritage:Puertorrican
    The Shoes You Wore Today:My Adios
    Your Weakness:Chocolate
    Your Fears:Trucks
    Your Perfect Pizza:Double-stufft supreme :)
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Go back to Colegio
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:LOL
    Thoughts First Waking Up:Turn... off... damn... alarm.
    Your Best Physical Feature:Lips...
    Your Bedtime:Let's say 1 AM is too early...
    Your Most Missed Memory:Being in Colegio
    Pepsi or Coke:Coke
    MacDonalds or Burger King:I love McD's; I never eat from Burger King.
    Single or Group Dates:...
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
    Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate (see "Weakness")
    Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino
    Do you Smoke:No
    Do you Swear:Yes
    Do you Sing:Yes. Horribly... but yes.
    Do you Shower Daily:Duh!
    Have you Been in Love:Yes.
    Do you want to go to College:To Colegio? Yes.
    Do you want to get Married:Yes
    Do you belive in yourself:Not all of the time... this is my main fault. :-\
    Do you get Motion Sickness:Rarely: only when I'm sick.
    Do you think you are Attractive:I don't. Some people tell me different.
    Are you a Health Freak:That term does not exist on my dictionary.
    Do you get along with your Parents:Yeah.
    Do you like Thunderstorms:Like thunderstorms? Uhmmm... no. Love? Yes, most definitely!
    Do you play an Instrument:Yes, baritone horn ("bombardino")
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
    In the past month have you Smoked:No
    In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
    In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I knew I was missing something...
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No
    In the past month have you been on Stage:No
    In the past month have you been Dumped:...
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:In my bathtub, yes... lol.
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
    Ever been Drunk:Ha, yes.
    Ever been called a Tease:Yes...
    Ever been Beaten up:Not that I recall
    Ever Shoplifted:No
    How do you want to Die:That is God's will, not mine.
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A grown up... lol
    What country would you most like to Visit:Italy
    In a Boy/Girl..
    Favourite Eye Color:I don't really care
    Favourite Hair Color:I don't really care... but: brunettes > anything else!
    Short or Long Hair:Long!
    Height:Not taller than me cuz I get scared, lol
    Weight:Let's say I don't like real skinny girls
    Best Clothing Style:Whatever fits correctly to the type of body
    Number of Drugs I have taken:Other than medicine, none.
    Number of CDs I own:Ha, could you wait for a few hours while I count them?
    Number of Piercings:None
    Number of Tattoos:None
    Number of things in my Past I Regret:My attitude during first year of college

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    August 07

    La importancia de una coma

    ¿Se recuerdan que yo siempre enfatizo el que se escriba bien? Aquí les va un cuentito para que entiendan el por qué de las cosas.


    globeandmail.com
    business


    'A basic rule of punctuation'

    GRANT ROBERTSON

    From Monday's Globe and Mail

    It could be the most costly piece of punctuation in Canada.

    A grammatical blunder may force Rogers Communications Inc. to pay an extra $2.13-million to use utility poles in the Maritimes after the placement of a comma in a contract permitted the deal's cancellation.

    The controversial comma sent lawyers and telecommunications regulators scrambling for their English textbooks in a bitter 18-month dispute that serves as an expensive reminder of the importance of punctuation.

    Rogers thought it had a five-year deal with Aliant Inc. to string Rogers' cable lines across thousands of utility poles in the Maritimes for an annual fee of $9.60 per pole. But early last year, Rogers was informed that the contract was being cancelled and the rates were going up. Impossible, Rogers thought, since its contract was iron-clad until the spring of 2007 and could potentially be renewed for another five years.

    Armed with the rules of grammar and punctuation, Aliant disagreed. The construction of a single sentence in the 14-page contract allowed the entire deal to be scrapped with only one-year's notice, the company argued.

    Language buffs take note — Page 7 of the contract states: The agreement “shall continue in force for a period of five years from the date it is made, and thereafter for successive five year terms, unless and until terminated by one year prior notice in writing by either party.”

    Rogers' intent in 2002 was to lock into a long-term deal of at least five years. But when regulators with the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) parsed the wording, they reached another conclusion.

    The validity of the contract and the millions of dollars at stake all came down to one point — the second comma in the sentence.

    Had it not been there, the right to cancel wouldn't have applied to the first five years of the contract and Rogers would be protected from the higher rates it now faces.

    “Based on the rules of punctuation,” the comma in question “allows for the termination of the [contract] at any time, without cause, upon one-year's written notice,” the regulator said.

    Rogers was dumbfounded. The company said it never would have signed a contract to use roughly 91,000 utility poles that could be cancelled on such short notice. Its lawyers tried in vain to argue the intent of the deal trumped the significance of a comma. “This is clearly not what the parties intended,” Rogers said in a letter to the CRTC.

    But the CRTC disagreed. And the consequences are significant.

    The contract would have shielded Rogers from rate increases that will see its costs jump as high as $28.05 per pole. Instead, the company will likely end up paying about $2.13-million more than expected, based on rough calculations.

    Despite the victory, Aliant won't reap the bulk of the proceeds. The poles are mostly owned by Fredericton-based utility NB Power, which contracted out the administration of the business to Aliant at the time the contract was signed.

    Neither Rogers nor Aliant could be reached for comment on the ruling. In one of several letters to the CRTC, Aliant called the matter “a basic rule of punctuation,” taking a swipe at Rogers' assertion that the comma could be ignored.

    “This is a classic case of where the placement of a comma has great importance,” Aliant said.

    July 14

    El Incidente Zidane - Mazeratti

    Como ya todos ustedes saben, el partido final de la Copa Mundial en Berlín, Alemania, quedó algo... interesante. Yo lo ví en casa de Frances y, al igual que Frances y su querida madre, me quede bobo e impresionado por los hechos ocurridos... ni que fuese tan bueno eso. Para los que no lo vieron, pues... se lo perdieron, porque aunque el partido estuvo un poco aburrido (y hay que admitirlo), esos últimos minutos fueron los más emocionantes que he tenido viando un partido de fútbol (ay, ya, ¡ni que fuesen tantos!).

    Bueno, y sin mayor atraso, aquí les dejo lo ocurrido...

    ... según visto por los alemanes.

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    ... según visto por los franceses.

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    ... según visto por los italianos.

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    ... según visto por los americanos.

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    ... según visto por la prensa.

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    April 02

    The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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    Esta canción la vi en una animación Flash de Albino Black Sheep. La recomiendo bastante.

    Enlace para la animación Flash: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

     The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    Old Godzilla was hopping around
    Tokyo City like a big playground
    When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

    And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
    Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
    But before it could make it back to the Batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
    And took an AK47 out from under his hat
    And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

    This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
    And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
    When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

    Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
    And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
    And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
    Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
    While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
    Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
    Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

    This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown...

    Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
    Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
    Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
    Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
    Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
    As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
    But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
    And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

    Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
    All came out of no where lightning fast
    and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
    It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
    With civilians looking on total awe

    And the fight raged on for a century
    Many lives were claimed, but eventually
    The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
    Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

    This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown...
    This is the Ultimate Showdown...
    This is the Ultimate Showdown...
    Of Ultimate Destiny

    March 27

    Tinkertop

    Hola!
    Hace mucho no escribo, pero entrare algo rapidito.
    Estoy en la Biblioteca de UPRH en el segundo piso conectado al Internet a traves de la Tinkertop, el nombre de ... digamos... mi nueva laptop.
    Lo que pasa es que Francheshita se compro una nueva laptop, Dell Inspiron 630M, ya que su Compaq Presario 700 no le funcionaba y estaba ya que la queria tirar por un risco (soy testigo de lo mal que funcionaba, si es que lo hacia, la computadora).
    Ella me dio la laptop Compaq a ver que podia hacer con ella. Lo unico que hice fue instalarle el sistema operativo de nuevo (que ella habia hecho varias veces) y me funciono de lo mas bien (al contrario de ella!!! que mal).
    Pues tengo laptop nueva, por lo visto
    Ah, el nombre. Jajaja...Se llama la Tinkertop porque es una laptop (-top) con un monton de stickers de Tinkerbelle (Tinker-) en la tapa, jajaja. Me veo BIEN lindo con ella, jajaja.
    March 03

    Guao...

    Mmmm que muchas cosas han pasado. Que revolú es la vida... se nota. Cuando uno mejor ve las cosas le dicen que uno esta en el lugar menos indicado y que estas haciendo las cosas mal.

    At least I know I've got my family, girlfriend and friends by my side...

    Gracias a todos por su gran apoyo (¡y a mami por su gran pollo!)

    Pollito
    February 05

    El problema de la comunicación en cadena... (chiste)

    EL PRESIDENTE DE UNA COMPAÑIA EN MIAMI (Gringo)
    LE DICE A SU GERENTE GENERAL (Cubano)

     
    El lunes próximo, a eso de las siete de la tarde el

    cometa Halley se hará visible. Es un acontecimiento

    que ocurre cada 78 años. Reúna a todo el personal

    en el patio de la fábrica, todos usando casco de

    seguridad, que allí les explicaremos el fenómeno.
    Si llueve, este raro espectáculo no podrá ser visto
    a ojo desnudo, en ese caso entraremos al comedor donde

    será exhibido un documental sobre ese mismo tema".

     
    EL GERENTE GENERAL (Cubano)

    LE DICE AL JEFE DE PRODUCCION  (Boricua)


    "Por orden del presidente, el lunes a las siete

    aparecerá sobre la fábrica el cometa Halley. Si

    llueve reúna a los empleados con casco de seguridad

    y llévelos al comedor, donde tendrá lugar un raro

    espectáculo, que sucede cada 78 años a ojo desnudo".


    EL JEFE DE PRODUCCION (Boricua)

    LE DICE AL SUPERVISOR: (Mejicano)


    "A pedido de nuestro gerente general, el científico

    Halley de 78 años, aparecerá desnudo en el comedor

    de la fábrica usando casco, porque va a ser

    presentado un documental sobre el problema de la

    seguridad en días de lluvia".

     
    EL SUPERVISOR ( Mejicano)

    LE DICE A SU ASISTENTE (Dominicano)


    Todo el mundo desnudo sin excepción, deberá estar

    en el patio el lunes a las siete, donde el famoso

    músico Halley mostrará el vídeo Bailando bajo la

    lluvia. El show se presenta cada 78 años".


    POR ULTIMO..., EL ASISTENTE (Dominicano)

    A SUS  EMPLEADOS:


    "El jefe cumple 78 años ei lunes y va a vei un

    merengue ripiau en el patio y en el comedor con el

    famoso conjunto Papo "Jali" y sus cometas. Todo el

    que quiera, puede ir hernuo en pelota, pero usando

    casco, poique se va a armar una jodedera del carajo

    aunque llueva".

    February 04

    Dos filmes sobre Lavoe compiten por llegar primero a cines

    HectorLavoe.jpg San Juáan, Puerto Rico, 31 Enero(AP) - Dos películas que se filman en Puerto Rico sobre la trágica vida del sonero Héctor Lavoe, también conocido como "El
    cantante de los cantantes", compiten por llegar primero a las salas de cine.

    Pero el filme estadounidense "El cantante", que estelarizan Marc Anthony y su esposa Jennifer López, parece llevarle la delantera a la película puertorriqueña "Singer", que protagoniza Raúl Carbonell, hijo, quien ya encarnó a Lavoe en una obra de teatro en Nueva York.

    "El cantante", que cuenta con un presupuesto de 20 millones de dólares, trasladó sus filmaciones de Nueva York a San Juan el jueves pasado, mientras "Singer" - que sólo tiene 2 millones de dólares para su producción - se encuentra paralizada desde hace dos semanas por problemas económicos.

    Ambas cintas, contrario a lo que se había afirmado previamente, cuentan con el apoyo de la familia de Lavoe.

    "Pueden hacer 20 películas de Héctor; mientras más películas hagan de él, más lo recordamos. No estoy en contra de nadie", declaró la hermana de Lavoe, Priscilla Pérez, quien el fin de semana pasado compartió con Marc Anthony y "J-Lo" en la locación.

    Se espera que la película protagonizada por la afamada pareja de origen puertorriqueño llegue a las salas de cine en octubre.

    Carbonell no quiso adelantar la fecha de exhibición de "Singer", aduciendo estrategias de mercadeo.

    "Esta es una película de escasos recursos, no como la de ellos", manifestó.

    "Se va a terminar de una forma o de otra, pero nosotros queremos competir de tú a tú, que aquellos tendrán no sé cuántos millones - 20 ó 30 - y aquí se va a hacer con lo que haya, pero con calidad. No te puedo decir una fecha porque ellos quieren salir primero y nosotros también", expresó a la AP.

    El director del filme, Anthony Felton, aseguró que ya se consiguió el dinero que faltaba para pagar los cuatro días de rodaje que se realizaron en la sureña ciudad de Ponce, donde nació Lavoe.

    "Todo el mundo va a cobrar lo que se le debe... esta situación no va hacerle daño a la película y todos los que estaban trabajando van a seguir", indicó Felton en entrevista telefónica. Agregó que con frecuencia las filmaciones se pasan del presupuesto.

    Considerado como el mejor sonero - después del "sonero mayor" Ismael Rivera - el intérprete de "Mi gente" - cuyo nombre de pila fue Héctor Juan Pérez Martínez - emigró en 1963 a Nueva York, donde murió de sida 30 años después.

    Lavoe, quien era aficionado a las drogas como la heroína, también tuvo un intento de suicidio.


    Artículo tomado de "La FM"
    http://www.lafm.com.co/noticia.php3?nt=11599
    February 03

    Esto le va a Frances

    Do you remember the day we found these? I do!
    ¡Te amo!
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    February 01

    En la clase...

    ¡Hola!
     
    Ahora mismo estoy escribiendo directo desde el Gmail, desde la clase de Computadoras (sí, la estoy cogiendo... I know, I know, A+ facilita).  Hoy mismo la profe me dijo que lo que íbamos a ver en esta clase era lo básico de las computadoras y que todo esto venía en el examen.  También me dijo que yo no voy "a tener ningún problema contestando el examen aunque falte a la clase".  Jajaja... que mal.  ¡¡¡La misma profesora sabe que le voy a sacar A y ni siquiera nos habíamos sentado frente a un monitor!!!  Mehhh... jajaja...
     
    Ya, ya me voy.  Ahí llegó la profesora.  Nos vemos.
    January 31

    Llamada de Roselló

    LA LLAMADA DE ROSELLO,  BUSH Y LA REINA DE INGLATERRA

     

    Se encuentran  Pedro Roselló, George Bush y la Reina de Inglaterra en el infierno.  La Reina de Inglaterra le pide permiso al diablo para hacer una llamada y saber cómo quedó su país después de su partida.  El diablo le concedió hacer la llamada y habló por dos minutos.  Al colgar el diablo le dijo que el costo de la llamada eran  dos millones de dólares y ella la pagó. 

     

    Al enterarse de esto, Bush quiso hacer lo mismo y llamó a EU por cinco minutos.  El diablo le paso la cuenta de cinco millones  de dólares y también la pago.

     

    Pedro Roselló también sintió ganas de llamar a Puerto Rico para saber cómo había dejado el país y habló por tres horas.  Cuando colgó el diablo le dijo que el costo de la llamada eran  35 centavos.

     

    Roselló se quedó atónito, pues había visto el costo de las llamadas de los demás y le preguntó porqué era tan barato llamar a Puerto Rico.  El diablo le respondió: "Mira desgraciado, dejaste a Puerto Rico hecho un infierno… y …de infierno a infierno… la llamada es local."

    January 29

    Dedicada a mi amor, Frances.

    Eres - Café Tacuba

    Eres lo que más quiero en este mundo, eso eres,
    mi pensamiento más profundo, también eres,
    tan sólo dime lo que hago, aquí me tienes.

    Eres cuando despierto lo primero, eso eres,
    lo que a mi vida le hace falta si no vienes,
    lo único, preciosa, que mi mente habita hoy.

    Qué más puedo decirte, tal vez puedo mentirte sin razón,
    pero lo que hoy siento es que sin ti estoy muerto,
    pues eres lo que más quiero en este mundo, eso eres.

    Eres el tiempo que comparto, eso eres,
    lo que la gente promete cuando se quiere
    mi salvación, mi esperanza y mi fe.

    Soy el que quererte quiere como nadie soy,
    el que te llevaría el sustento día a día, día a día,
    el que por ti daría la vida, ese soy.

    Aquí estoy a tu lado y espero aquí sentado hasta el final.
    No te has imaginado lo que por ti he esperado
    pues eres lo que yo amo en este mundo, eso eres,
    cada minuto en lo que pienso, eso eres,
    lo que más cuido en este mundo, eso eres.
    January 28

    Artículos de carros (parte 2)

    Y ahora, a las noticias completas.  Son tan interesantes (al menos para mí) que decidí no cortarlas.

    Tuve que añadirlas aparte, ya que no me permitía ponerlas juntas.

     

     

    Breaking news: GM posts 2005 loss of $8.6 billion

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    General Motors today reported a 2005 calendar-year loss of $3.4 billion, or $5.99 per share, compared with net income of $3.6 billion, or $6.37 per share, in 2004. Including special items, GM reported a loss of $8.6 billion, or $15.13 per share for 2005, compared to net income of $2.8 billion, or $4.92 per share in the year-ago period.  Revenue was $192.6 billion in 2005, compared to $193.5 billion in 2004. GM’s automotive operations reported an adjusted loss of $5.3 billion in 2005, compared to adjusted earnings of $1.2 billion in 2004. The decline was principally driven by large losses in North America, partially offset by improved results in Europe and in the Latin America, Africa and Middle East region. In the fourth quarter of 2005 GM’s automotive operations reported an adjusted loss of $1.5 billion compared to adjusted earnings of $268 million in the year-ago period. GM reported a loss of $1.2 billion, or $2.09 per diluted share in the fourth quarter of 2005, excluding special items.  These results compare to adjusted earnings of $726 million, or $1.28 per share in the year ago period. Including special items, GM reported a loss of $4.8 billion, or $8.45 per diluted share in the fourth quarter of 2005 alone, compared to a loss of $99 million, or $0.18 per share in the fourth quarter of 2004.


    “2005 was one of the most difficult years in GM’s history, driven by poor performance in North America,” GM Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Rick Wagoner said.


    “In order to improve financial results in 2006 and 2007, we are moving quickly to implement several important actions that will address these weaknesses in North America.”


    GM sold 9.2 million vehicles worldwide in 2005, the second-largest volume in GM’s history, on the strength of increased sales in three of GM’s four business regions and all-time sales records in our Asia Pacific and Latin America, Africa and Middle East regions.  Vehicle sales in the Asia Pacific region were up 20 percent, the Latin America, Africa and Middle East region increased 19 percent, and Europe posted a 1.3 percent gain in one of the most competitive markets in the world.  Unit sales were down 3.1 percent in North America in 2005.  As a result, GM’s share of the global automotive market was 14.2 percent in 2005, down from 14.4 percent in 2004.


    GM expects to reduce its North American structural costs by $6 billion on a running-rate basis by the end of 2006, with more than $4 billion of the reduction coming in calendar year 2006, and to reduce its net material costs by $1 billion.  Key elements of the structural cost reduction plan include the health-care agreement with the United Auto Workers union, which accounts for about $3 billion of the annual expense savings (excluding the impact of payments to the defined contribution Voluntary Employees’ Beneficiary Association Trust); the capacity utilization initiatives and other manufacturing initiatives, which total about $1.5 billion; and additional productivity and cost efficiencies in other areas of the business especially engineering, advertising, and salaried employment levels and benefits.   “The historic agreement we signed with the UAW in October, and the capacity reduction  announcements we made in November that give rise to the North American restructuring charge, are important and significant steps on the road to recovery,” said Wagoner.  “But it’s clear that we need to do more, and so we are focused on that with our recently announced objective to reduce global structural costs to 25 percent of automotive revenue by 2010, from the current level of approximately 34 percent.

     

     

    Ford details "Way Forward" plan: Mercury to stay, new hybrids, and more...

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    Ford today announced its comprehensive “Way Forward” plan, which aims to restore profitability to its automotive business in North America no later than 2008. “The automotive market in North America is rapidly becoming as crowded and fragmented as other global markets,” said Bill Ford, chairman and CEO. Ford is recommitting itself to Mercury and has developed more focused positioning for the brand. Ford hopes its three American brands can each develop a distinct niche with unique customers. The company also said that hybrid versions of the Ford Five Hundred, Mercury Montego, Ford Edge and Lincoln MKX will debut in the 2008-2010 timeframe. The new hybrids will join the Ford Escape and Mercury Mariner hybrids, which are on sale today, as well as the Ford Fusion and Mercury Milan hybrids, which will debut in 2008. Ford also said that it will introduce new “white space” products to reach customers in new segments, and accelerate plans to bring even more crossover vehicles and new small cars to market. “We know how to play offense and play to win,” Ford VP Mark Fields said. “Our plan will deliver more products – from small cars to our largest trucks – that are unmistakably Fords.”

     

    “One of the most important findings from this research is that Americans really do want to buy American brands, as long as they are competitive with the imports,” said Mark Fields. “We know this, because it’s already working in some segments today, such as the success of the new Ford Fusion in the import-dominated midsize car market.


     “Of all the leading automakers, we believe Ford is America ’s Car Company because of where we’ve been. In terms of economic and social influence, there is no other company that’s had a greater impact on the lives of people in the U.S. and in the 20th century than Ford.”


     Mercury

     “The attraction of Mercury is modern, expressive design – one that is differentiated from Ford vehicles. Our Mercury target customer is not looking for product functionality that is substantially different from Ford vehicles. But they do have different attitudes and values, and they want a product that visually communicates that distinctiveness.”

     

    “Going forward, we will be more aggressive in appealing to these customers with clear, modern differentiation in the design of Mercurys, a unique purchase experience and marketing that is targeted, personalized and interactive,” Fields said.

     

    Lincoln

     Ford’s vision for the Lincoln brand is to make Lincoln the “reward for consumers who are living the American dream.” The company sees Lincoln becoming the largest volume contributor to the Lincoln Mercury business.

     

    “Lincoln customers don’t need to shout about success. They are self-made people with enough confidence to be elegant and understated,” Fields said. “That understanding of the Lincoln customers will drive our brand and product decisions going forward. ”


     “ Lincoln is about American luxury. There are many customers in this country living the American dream and who would prefer to drive America ’s luxury car. That is where we are headed ,” he added.

     

    Straightforward Pricing

     Ford is accelerating the clear-and-simple pricing strategy that began with the introduction of the Ford Fusion and Ford Mustang. Ford plans to reduce the MSRP of its products and dramatically reduce and cap rebates as it introduces new products.

     

    “ We started introducing clear pricing two years ago. The success of Mustang and Fusion proves that it works,” Fields said. “ We will bring sticker prices more in line with actual transaction prices and cap ‘cash on the hood’ rebates as we introduce new cars and trucks into the marketplace. It will protect our margins and consumers, too, through higher resale values.”

     

     

    Nissan/Infiniti designer talks about G35, GT-R

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    In an interview with Automotive News, Bruce Campbell, Nissan’s head of design, talks about the new Skyline GT-R, G35 coupe, and more. He said the reason the GT-R wasn’t at the Detroit auto show was Nissan is trying to limit its exposure for the time being. “We’re going to low-key it for a while. We don’t want people to get tired of seeing it.” Campbell said the new G35 coupe concept, show in Detroit, is a combination of Japanese and American influences. “If that car had been purely the result of Japanese DNA, it might have turned out differently,” he said. “The surfaces would’ve been different. It wouldn’t have been as muscular.” As for drawing from European design, Campbell said that is becoming less of an influence. “Europe has always been a bigger problem for us. We don’t draw that much from Europe. Ten to 15 years ago, it was a much bigger inspiration for everyone. Today there are other considerations.” Similarly, Ford’s head designer said his company is no longer taking cues from European cars. “A Ford is a Ford and an Audi is an Audi,” he said.
     
     
     
    Clarkson on the Bugatti Veyron (el más interesante)
    'The Veyron has rendered everything I've ever said about any other car obsolete'
    In a rare moment of reflection, Jeremy admits he can be wrong. Even over the Bugatti Veyron...

    Sometimes, I wish I was James May. Obviously, I don't want his jumpers, his hair or his collection of Bach records. Nor do I want his house, his cars, his accent, his ability to mend motorcycles or the leather ballet boots he bought recently.

    But sometimes I do wish I had his regimented, organised mind because that would make my life as a columnist so much easier. Take Richard Littlejohn, for example. Present him with a news story and you know exactly what he's going to make of it.

    And it was the same story with the late Auberon Waugh. When you read in his autobiography that he was three when he learned to hate the working classes, you know what his take's going to be on everything from the French riots to Big Brother.

    James is the same. James likes his beer to be brown and his house to be beige. I therefore know what James will think of a new car long before he actually drives it. Poncy, usually. And I know he'll continue to call it poncy until the day he dies.

    I'm rubbish at this. I change my mind six or seven times before I get out of bed.

     

    One minute, I think the only way to deal with disaffected Muslim youths is to drop a bomb on them. The next I think the solution is to drop a bomb on America.

    I try on opinions like I try on clothes, standing in front of a mirror and wondering if they suit me. Sometimes, I take them home and realise I made a bad choice, so I throw them away and get new ones.

    This gets me into all sorts of trouble because I can have a definite, firmly held view on, say, a new Peugeot and then, when I drive it again, I can't remember what on earth that view might have been.

    People sometimes stop me in the street and are alarmed to find I sing the praises of something I destroyed in print just two weeks earlier.

    Take the McLaren F1. When it came out, I said it was a stupid car because it had a stupid price tag. You'd have needed to win the premium bond jackpot twice to have bought such a thing, and then there'd have been nothing left over for shoes, or supper.

    "Why dream", I asked, "about something there's no point dreaming about?"

     

    On this basis, I'd be similarly dismissive of the Bugatti Veyron. I mean it's on sale now at £840,000 [$1.5 Millones]. And, for that money, you could buy a house.

    If there were any consistency in my life, if I had even a shred of Jamesishness, I would have refused a test drive.

    Why bother? It's too expensive. I'm not going to dangle such a thing under the noses of the readers knowing full well their chances of having enough money to buy one are about the same as being gnawed to death by a platoon of woodlice.

    I didn't, though. I packed my little suitcase and went to Italy, where I was presented with quite the most stunning piece of automotive engineering ever created. (This opinion may change at some future date but I'm sticking with it for now).

    I mean, take the flappy-paddle, seven-speed gearbox. I spoke to the man who headed up the project at Ricardo and he said he'd never done anything so difficult. Quite an admission from someone whose products are used by F1 teams.

    "Oh, F1 is nothing," he said. "They don't have anything like the power of a Bugatti and only have to last two hours. The one in the Veyron has to work for 10 or 20 years."

    Small wonder it took 50 people five years to make the damn thing work.

    It wasn't just the gearbox, either. It was the engine too, that massive quad turbo W16, and the aerodynamics as well.

    The team had been given the shape of the body and told there could be no alterations. They'd been told too that it must do 400kph [248mph] and must produce 1,000bhp.

    They weren't fighting to beat Mercedes or BMW. These guys were fighting to beat heat, and friction and lift. They were fighting nature.

    And how did motoring commentators react? Instead of cheering them on and offering support, we laughed at the many and very public setbacks.

    Well, the laugh's on us now because they've made it work. When that massive rear spoiler begins to rise on specially cooled hydraulic rams, you can feel the back of the car being pressed into the road.

    It's not that it can do 252mph, it's the way it manages to do 252 so effortlessly that impresses me most. At high speed, a McLaren F1 feels like the Bell X-1, a mass of vibrations and terror. At high speed, the Bugatti feels like an Airbus - solid, planted, safe.

     

    You may not like the look of the thing, or the gaudiness of the interior. You may think Ferdinand Piech a mentalist for ordering such a car be made, and to hell with the shareholders. But you have to love the engineering. You just have to.

    It isn't even a straight-line rocket ship, either. On that twisting dual carriageway that comes back down to the ionosphere from the Mont Blanc tunnel, I had it in handling mode, and it's hard to put into words how much grip there is.

    Foot down and with 800bhp hitting the front wheels, you get a dollop of power understeer, but it's not like any power understeer I've ever felt because there's still 200bhp going to the back wheels... and that's a number that's growing by the moment. It feels odd at first, but then it feels spectacular.

    Nearly as spectacular as the hammer-blow power delivery when the corner's over, or the chuckability when you get to the next. I could describe this car as the Lotus Elise's big brother. So I will. It's that good.

     

    And now I've changed my mind. It's not 'that good' at all. It's better, because I drove this car for 12 hours and emerged in London with no aches. You can't do that in an Elise, and not only because after 12 hours, you'd still have 12 to go.

    At a stroke then, the Veyron has rendered everything I've ever said about any other car obsolete. It's rewritten the rule book, moved the goalposts and in the process, given Mother Nature a bloody nose.

    Of course, I don't mind changing my opinions about Ferrari and so on. I'm used to it. I spend half my life apologising, and I don't mind finishing up here with another. I'm sorry I laughed at the Bugatti Veyron's gestation. I didn't realise quite what a project it was.

    James too is bowled over by the scale of what's been achieved - I knew he would be - but sadly, the praise is not universal. I've have read a couple of reports where commentators are still sneering about the problems of making it, and the supposed soulless nature of the finished product.

    Come on chaps admit it. You were wrong and the Veyron makes you look like a twat. I know how you feel. The McLaren F1 did much the same thing to me.

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    Carros, carros y más carros... (bien largo; parte 1)

    Aquí voy a incluir algunas noticias de mi interés (que todas tienen que ver con carros, obviamente). Comencemos con un resúmen de algunas y después dos artículos completitos muy interesantes. [Los artículos los tuve que eliminar de aquí y separarlos porque por lo visto eran muy largos, jajaja].



    El BMW M5: Un buen carro con el motor y la transmisión incorrecta. Por lo visto no reaccionan como deberían, siendo este un carro M. ¿Por qué BMW le habrá puesto el motor y transmisión incorrecta a uno de los sedán más rápidos del mundo? Otra cosa que dice: el motor decide reaccionar bien cuando está en alta y por las 100mph... no para conducir en las ciudades. Qué mal.
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    Nissan les pagará a los dueños de los Maxima por no haberles avisado que los focos que estos traen (de xenón; sí, de esos que se ven violetas y luego azules y luego blancos y luego...) son parte de la lista de "Cosas para robar, digo conseguir" de la mayoría de las personas que roban, digo... consiguen focos como esos.
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    Dicen los rumores que Honda lanzará el nuevo NSX con un motor V10 y all-wheel-drive. ¡Qué adelanto!
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    El Alfa Romeo Brera (que ni siquiera ha salido al mercado) ya se ganó un premio por el Carro Más Lindo (¡Eso existe, en serio!)... y se lo merece porque a la verdad es más que bonito. El Alfa lo traerán al mercado a través de los dealer Maseratti. Si nos ponemos a pensar en eso, nos damos cuenta que para conseguirse un Alfa en Puerto Rico, tendrías que ir al único dealer que trae Maseratti en Puerto Rico... el dealer Ferrari de la Kennedy. LOL!!!!
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    ¡El Camaro vuelve a la vida! Los de GM no podían ser tan anormales como no poder pensar en eso. La nueva versión trae un motor "small-block" LS2 6.0 litros en configuracion V8 que logra encorralar 400 caballos para su uso y desuso. También incluye una transmisión de 6 velocidades. Y para los que no lo saben, el LS2 es el motor del Corvette nuevo, con la única diferencia que en su caja original hay 105 caballitos más.


    Me gustan el Camaro, el Brera y el M5, ¿se nota?



    Otra mala noticia para BMW. Sus vehículos Z8, uno de los carros más recientes de James Bond, (con un precio sugerido en el mercado boricua de unos... digamos... $195,000-$210,00) sufren de artritis... o algo parecido. La montura del motor (el pedazo de metar que va debajo de éste), al ser de aluminio, es extremadamente delicado y tiende a doblarse. Con facilidad. Un movimiento de cerca de 1 milímetro puede causar que se tenga que arreglar la montura; en el caso de un accidente mínimo se tendría que cambiar el frente COMPLETO. Yo no pagaría $200,000 por un vehículo alemán que se doble con facilidad... si acaso me compro un italiano que se rompa con facilidad. (lol!)
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    El Ferrari F430 puede ser prohibido, leyeron bien, prohibido en las carreteras de los Estados Unidos. Ya que las bolsas de aire del lado del pasajero no proveen la suficiente fuerza para proteger a un pequeño número de mujeres y niños, se les prohibirá la venta, según obliga la NHTSA (National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, digamos Departamento de Transportación y Obras Públicas pero de Estados Unidos).
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    Un burro de prueba del Volvo S80 2007 fue detenido por la policía de Australia. No dice por qué pero si me causó risa.
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    Volkswagen introducirá la Golf Mark VI (o sea, sexta generación) como un modelo 2008... qué rápido, si la quinta salió los otros días. Este lanzamiento va conjunto al nuevo "crossover" (de esos que son guaguas pero son carros... ¿entienden?) que usa el chassis del mismo Golf, la CrossGolf.
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    Otro más para BMW. Ya que ellos se niegan a lanzar una versión M para su serie 7 (sería entonces M7) pues Alpina, los que modifican BMW desde la misma fábrica, decidieron lanzar su versión B (B7). 403 caballos de fuerza alimentan esta bestia lujosa. BMW planea importar 100 de esos a los Estados Unidos para ver cuán bien se venden. Precio de lista: $125,000.
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    No quiero hablar mucho de esta. La Ford Expedition 2007 está linda con co. Enough said.



    Aquí una pequeña lista de los carros europeos que saldrán en el próximo año (sólo los interesantes... a notar: los AMG de Mercedes, o sea los que dicen 63).
    • Porsche 911 Turbo (marzo 2006)
    • Porsche 911 GT3 (mayo 2006)
    • Mercedes CLK 63 (junio 2006)
    • Mercedes E 63 (junio 2006)
    • Mercedes CLS 63 (junio 2006)
    • Audi TT (remodelado) (junio/julio 2006)
    • Audi S3 (mayo 2006)
    • BMW Z4M convertible (marzo 2006)
    • BMW Z4 cupé (junio 2006)
    • BMW Z4M cupé (junio 2006)\
    • BMW E92 cupé, es decir: Serie 3 cupé (agosto 2006)
    • BMW E92 convertible (Serie 3 convertible) (diciembre 2006)
    • BMW X3 (remodelada) (septiembre 2006)
    • BMW X5 (remodelada) (septiembre 2006)
    • Mercedes Clase CL (remodelado) (octubre 2006)
    • Audi R8 (previamente conocido como el Le Mans; en la foto) (diciembre 2006)
    • Smart ForTwo (reemplazo) (diciembre 2006)
    • BMW M3 (enero 2007) ... WOOHOOO!!!!
    • Mini Mk.II (enero 2007)

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    January 26

    Talking about Ok, me gusta esta cancion!!...

    Nice choice for a song.

    Me encanta esa canciooooonnnn!!!....

    Pero... por que sera? Jajaja

    La subire mas adelante al Space. 

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    Ok, me gusta esta cancion!!...

    Mayor Que Yo Parte 2 - Wisin & Yandel - Pa'l Mundo

     

    Ya conocí mi señora mayor...

    Que bien me siento a su lado...

    Por eso he venido a decírselo...

    Que ya no puedo vivir sin tu amor... (Luny Tunes!)

     

    Por eso mírame, estoy justo a tus pies

    Entrégate aunque yo sea menor que usted

    Enséñame todo lo que tú sabes hacer (Sumba W!)

     

    Señora, échele sazón y condimento

    Dale, cunplam-cunplam, demuestre su talento

    Pero agresiva, dale arriba

    Déjame quitarte el traje de ejecutiva

    Llego tu gallo, a que te guayo

    El guaraguao se va a comer el guacamayo

    Vuelvo y repito y encima lo subrayo

    A que te guayo, a que te guayo

     

    Doña, asicálese la moña...

    La señora me añoña...

    Negrita, desemoña...

    Pa' pasarla nice...

    You know mi size...

    Dejémonos de ñoña...

    Llego tu gallo, a que te guayo

    El guaraguao se va a comer el guacamayo

    Vuelvo y repito y encima lo subrayo

    A que te guayo, a que te guayo

     

    Por eso mírame, estoy justo a tus pies...

    Entrégate aunque yo sea menor que usted

    Enséñame todo lo que tú sabes hacer

     

    Con esa doña yo me atrevo

    A que la pruebo, cuídese si bebo

    Yo puedo ser su jevo

    Lo malo de su vida lo remuevo

    Le doy *bum-bum*, lo dejo como nuevo

    La señora esta buscando que la machuquen

    O que la acurruquen...

    Yo tengo el torpedo pa' ese buque

    Negra, cuque... Dale, cuque...

    Yo soy tu duque... Pa' que te machuque...

    Llego tu gallo, a que te guayo

    El guaraguao se va a comer el guacamayo

    Vuelvo y repito y encima lo subrayo

    A que te guayo, a que te guayo

     

    Eso, eso! ¿Con que se come?

     Con camarones! El marisco es pa' los campeones!

    'W' con Yandel! Los mejores!

    Luny, lo metimos en los millones! 'W', el sobreviviente!

    Yandel! Luny Tunes! Oye, hermano!

    El dream team sin duda alguna! "Mayor Que Yo 2"!

    Pa' las negritas que les gusta darle duro al... Culipandeo! Culipandeo! Culipandeo! Culipandeo!

     

     

     

    Me fui a los extremos lo se jajajajaj!!!! Por culpa de Mariam y Raúl!!!

     

     

    January 22

    ¡Felicidades a mi suegrita!

    Ayer, 21 de enero, fue el cumpleasños de mi querida suegrita.
    Fuimos al Centro Comercial Las Catalinas, en Caguas, a ver par de tiendas para luego ir a comer a Romano's Macarroni Grill. ¡La pasamos tremendo!
     
    Aquí está la quinceañera... ¡Felicidades!
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    Pondre el resto en el album que abriré. Entren, en confianza.
    January 21

    ¡Te amo!

    ¡Te amo, Frances!